Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
- It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
- I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.