Looks ugly. Tastes great.
Looks ugly. Tastes great.
Read moreLooks ugly. Tastes great.
Read moreI can’t believe I ate the whole thing! – Alka Seltzer
Read moreBirthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer.
Read moreOur aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!
Read morePractice safe lunch use condiments.
Read moreI’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
Read moreThe easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one.
Read moreIf you want to get ahead, get a hat.
Read morePlease don’t interrupt me while Im ignoring you.
Read moreIf cheerleading is so easy, why can’t you pick up any girls?
Read moreI mustache you to vote for me!
Read moreWake the hell up!
Read moreWe didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Read moreStay safe or die trying.
Read moreWhen nothing goes right, Go left.
Read moreC.L.A.S.S. – Come Late and Start Sleeping
Read moreA prune a day, keeps poop flowing the right way!
Read moreI go bananas for fruits.
Read moreKeep the Earth clean, it’s not Uranus.
Read moreSafety is great unless you’re late.
Read moreThe best of exercise is to use your arms to push yourself away from the table.
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